Open list, please do add 🎡
  1. After | Ayer
    To be fair, I do text a lot in Spanish but at $600 I expect my artificial intelligence to be better at code switching.
  2. See | se
    Se? It's like some made up spelling only defended by Words with friends junkies. Also, one of the most common words in the Spanish language.
  3. Man | mam
  4. With | wroth
    Every f'ing time. This one seriously kills me.
  5. Are | ate
    This makes me want to put holes in the dry wall.
  6. Hsha | haha
    This is what my iPhone does. Why?? I googled Hsha at one point--it is the Hawaii Speech-Language-Hearing Association. That's not what I mean when I'm type-laughing!
    Suggested by @RachelP