TOILET TALK +

WHEN DUTY CALLS, MY GRANDFATHER STANDS AND SAYS...
  1. I have to pinch a loaf
  2. I have to clip a biscuit
  3. I have to see a man about a dog
  4. I have to squeeze a steamer
  5. I have to ride the porcelain bus
  6. I have to step into the office
  7. I have to make a delivery
  8. I have to hang a root
  9. I have to park a custard
  10. I have to lay hot snakes
  11. I have to build a log cabin
  12. I have to grease the punchbowl
  13. I have to sprout a tail
  14. I have to eat backwards
  15. I have to free the turtles