Novelty Items to send to your kid at Jewish summer camp

My 10 year old sons away and I was hunting at the store for something original to pop in the mail. No offense meant but I imagine the counselor will find it pretty funny when he opens this package...warning: religious trigger
  1. How cute will this be atop his bunk!!!
    So excited!!!
  2. We are in "The South" so I am totally feeling this one!
  3. I am a big fan of fresh...clearly!
  4. A lil cross cultural reference so they know I am not totally CRAZY!
  5. Everybody loves a lil bling!