I Need to Get Something Off My Chest...
Inspired by @ListPrompts
- •Fortune telling is my hobby
- •I never made any money at itAlthough I did DO it a lot when I was at NYU, that part is totally true.
- •I don't know why I sometimes say "I worked as a fortune teller" -- I guess it sounds better? And I did do some work?
- •I suppose it would be weirder for a psychiatrist to have a fortune telling hobby than to have had it as a job?
- •I don't know.But it's a hobby.
- •Also I totally look up my patients' astrological signs.Never makes any difference as far as their behavior, though. Go figure.
- •Also I lost my virginity at 28 and I've been single now for 2 years.The shortest time between relationships for me has been a year.
- •So that poor guitarist should not feel bad.I'm referring to this list: I NEED TO GET SOMETHING OFF MY CHEST...
- •It could be worse.
- •He could be me.