I Need to Get Something Off My Chest...

Inspired by @ListPrompts
  1. Fortune telling is my hobby
  2. I never made any money at it
    Although I did DO it a lot when I was at NYU, that part is totally true.
  3. I don't know why I sometimes say "I worked as a fortune teller" -- I guess it sounds better? And I did do some work?
  4. I suppose it would be weirder for a psychiatrist to have a fortune telling hobby than to have had it as a job?
  5. I don't know.
    But it's a hobby.
  6. Also I totally look up my patients' astrological signs.
    Never makes any difference as far as their behavior, though. Go figure.
  7. Also I lost my virginity at 28 and I've been single now for 2 years.
    The shortest time between relationships for me has been a year.
  8. So that poor guitarist should not feel bad.
    I'm referring to this list: I NEED TO GET SOMETHING OFF MY CHEST...
  9. It could be worse.
  10. He could be me.