10 THINGS I DID NOT THINK I WOULD BUY THIS MONTH

  1. A Bluetooth adapter
  2. Sexy body oil
  3. A Swell bottle
  4. Johnnie Walker Blue
  5. Tickets to a secret show
  6. 18th Century Lithographs
  7. Two jump ropes
  8. An ashtray
  9. A unicorn costume
  10. $100 of yarn