Social Media Stances on Events/news Articles

A handy checklist for you to find out which of these people you or your friends may be.
  1. I am for this.
  2. I loudly declare you are wrong for your stance on this.
  3. I am against this.
  4. I think I'm funny and pretend I don't know what this is.
  5. I loudly do not care about this.
  6. I feel this is not important and why aren't we talking about this other thing.