Tinder Steps

  1. Swipe left forever.
  2. Finally swipe right.
  3. Wait for months.
  4. Get a match!
  5. Message that match!
  6. No reply.
  7. Swipe left forever.
  8. Lower standards, swipe right.
  9. Get a new match!
  10. Message THAT match!
  11. Get reply!
  12. Set up date!
  13. Send phone number.
  14. See message has been deleted.
  15. Swipe left forever.