Thanks for the LR @andersun! It's been in my drafts forever, and I had to add the parts in parenthesis because I couldn't get it down to ten, so you're getting it as-is.
  1. Bill Burr
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  2. Wanda Sykes
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  3. Hannibal Burress
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  4. Jim Jeffries
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  5. Whitney Cummings
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  6. John Mulaney
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  7. Ari Shaffir
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  8. Sarah Silverman
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  9. Anthony Jeselnik
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  10. Louis CK
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  11. Jerry Seinfeld
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  12. Amy Schumer
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  13. Dave Chappelle
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  14. Sara Schaefer
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  15. Alice Wetterlund
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  16. Pete Holmes
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  17. Lisa Lampanelli
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  18. Russell Peters
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  19. Bonnie McFarlane
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  20. Patton Oswalt
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  21. Brian Regan
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  22. Morgan Murphy
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  23. Iliza Schlesinger
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  24. Joe Rogan
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  25. Todd Glass
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  26. Nikki Glaser
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  27. Marc Maron
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  28. Marcella Arguello
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  29. Neal Brennan
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  30. Rachel Feinstein
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  31. Daniel Tosh
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  32. Doug Benson
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  33. Thanks for reading!
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    The sad thing is, I still left off a bunch of good comedians that I really like.