EMAIL SUBJECT LINES I NEVER WANT TO SEE IN MY INBOX. 📩

Inspired by @PeteOnEarth
  1. Check out these 386 pictures of our baby!
  2. Greetings from Nigeria.
  3. The test came back positive.
  4. A memo from President Trump.
  5. Family reunion invitation.
  6. Nude pics of Danny DeVito!
  7. Does this look infected?
  8. Your Facebook account has been activated.
  9. We found your parents' sex tape, here it is!