EMAIL SUBJECT LINES I NEVER WANT TO SEE IN MY INBOX. 📩
Inspired by @PeteOnEarth
- •Check out these 386 pictures of our baby!
- •Greetings from Nigeria.
- •The test came back positive.
- •A memo from President Trump.
- •Family reunion invitation.
- •Nude pics of Danny DeVito!
- •Does this look infected?
- •Your Facebook account has been activated.
- •We found your parents' sex tape, here it is!