List Requests I'd Send Sean Spicer If He Joined

*Since he's got more free time now. Thanks for the LR @Boogie! This should be fun!
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    7 Fun Things To Do When Hiding Behind Shrubs.
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    Gum Flavors, Ranked.
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    5 Things That Shouldn't Be In Your Teeth When You're On Camera.
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    How To Put On Your Flag Pin The Wrong Way.
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    Passwords, Ranked.
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    Other Fun "Facts" About Hiltler.
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    Favorite Melissa McCarthy Roles.
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    Other Jobs I've Been Terrible At. Period.
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    How To Cry Yourself To Sleep After The "Mean" Press Makes Fun Of You.
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    What The White House Bunny Costume Smells Like.
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    Fun Times I Had While Working For A Racist, Misogynistic, Homophobic, Incompetent, Narcissistic Compulsive Liar.
    I'll end it there since it's taking a dark turn. Don't let the door hit you on the way out, Spicy! Thanks for reading! ✌🏼🀘🏼🀚🏼