1. Step 1: Find wood for a fire.
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  2. This should be plenty for a three day fire, or 6800 s'mores.
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  3. Step 2: Prepare the wood for the fire.
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    If you don't have a chainsaw in your kitchen, try a good bread knife.
  4. Step 3: Start with the smaller stuff on the bottom to get the base of the fire hot.
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    You want about a 500 degree fire for really good s'mores.
  5. Any wood that doesn't fit in the fire can be saved for later.
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  6. Step 4: Realize the fire is too damn hot!
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  7. Step 5: Go inside with the cozy air conditioning and have a banana because there's too much sugar in s'mores.
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  8. Alrighty...Bye-bye!
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