1. This guy!
    Although we share some physical features (shaved head, evil looking eyebrows, and disproportionate hand/wrist size), I could never claim to be him because I lack his leadership skills and creativity.
  2. This guy is more "me"
    The "tech nerd/comic relief" one. Probably not a coincidence that I also wear black converse shoes.
  3. Other noteworthy Numbah Ones
  4. Ozzie Smith
    St. Louis Cardinals Hall of Fame shortstop. Also the only one that I will ever admit was better than Jeter.
  5. Jojo Moyes
    Me Before You is #1 on the New York Times bestseller list this week. Full disclosure- I haven't read it, but if it's flying off the shelves (both physical and digital) it can't be bad, right?
  6. The Angry Birds Movie
    That addictive little game that had game designers everywhere asking themselves "why didn't I think of that?" is the #1 movie this weekend.
  7. Nelly
    According to him at least. His stuff started going downhill around this time for me.
  8. You are 😎
    I'm out of bad jokes and material that will be outdated in a week. Thanks for requesting the list, and thanks to anyone who took the time to read my whimsical nonsense 👍✌