THINGS I WILL GO WAAAAAAAY OUT OF MY WAY TO AVOID.
- •Eye contact with strangers
- •RoundaboutsFuck no.
- •Fox NewsIt should only be viewed when it's being made fun of.
- •Wal-MartToo many people, and too many smells. I can't do it. I shouldn't be able to smell tires, McDonald's, coffee, bird seed, roasted chicken, and that much BO in one location. Apologies to any Walmart shoppers out there. I just can't.
- •Chicago Bears fansI'm surrounded by them, and they're just awful. No offense to any Bears fans on li.st, I'm sure you aren't the obnoxious kind. You guys are civilized. 👍
- •That weird tendon thing in chicken.I don't know what it is, but I know I don't want it near my food.
- •Loud talkersIt's really unnecessary.
- •Port-a-pottiesNo thanks, I'll piss in my car.
- •This was fun, thanks for reading!