VITAL STATS

  1. β€’
    Name
    Dustin J. Hoffman. Not really, but I was named after him. I was born after The Gradute, but before Tootsie πŸ‚πŸ“‚πŸ‚πŸ“‚ so I'm not really sure what to think of that.
  2. β€’
    Goes by
    Currently nothing appropriate ☺️. Feel free to give me a nickname of your choice. I went by "Chia" way back in high school, so let's not use that again.
  3. β€’
    DOB/Height/Weight
    August 6th/old. 9 feet tall (274.32 cm) on 36 inch stilts. I was 167 lbs (75.74 kg) last time I weighed myself, but I've lost more since then.
  4. β€’
    Loves
    Lamp, my lady, my dog, all dogs, all animals, my kids, beautiful scenery, good music. Not necessarily in that order.
  5. β€’
    Hates
    Myself, and many other things, but I try to keep it positive around here.
  6. β€’
    Will admit.
    When I fuck up, which is often. Also, pretty much anything else if I'm asked directly. I'm incapable of lying, so my options are to tell the truth or change the subject.
  7. β€’
    Is curious about
    So many things! I do a lot of reading and make an effort to learn something new every day.
  8. β€’
    In the near future will
    Start my Christmas shopping, stress out, give up, and try again.
  9. β€’
    Really wants to
    Figure out what my role is here, because I have been lost since the last update. I also want to have 100 lists published by the end of the year, but I probably won't make it. Requests are always appreciated.
  10. β€’
    If you took the time to read this, you're either awesome or really bored, but I appreciate it nonetheless. 🀘🏼