What the hell am I doing here?

I'm not famous and have never had a desire to be. I'm seriously introverted and have major social anxiety issues. I'm not on Facebook or Twitter and have a crippling fear of posting anything on the Internet. So what made me want to get in on this?
  1. I saw @bjnovak on his media blitz and couldn't resist. He seems to be a genuinely decent person and is a fantastic pitchman. That dude could sell me a herpes riddled hooker on a Sunday, and I don't need either of those things.
  2. The people on li.st have a mellow, positive vibe, and I could use a little more of that in my life.
  3. You can never have too many things to read on the toilet.
  4. People actually think before they type around here. Sad to say it, but that's actually amazing these days.
  5. I don't have to post anything if I don't want to, so why not?