Requested by Vince

Toothpaste

Your mouth is dirty... Clean it for gentle kisses. Unless you like it dirty
  1. 1.
    Tom's
    Böugie. Organic. Weak flavor, but honestly it makes me look so classy the girls will bite when I use. If the other pastes inflate prices it could move down.
  2. 2.
    Crest Whitening
    Don't swallow semen so for now it will have to do. Dentists recommend it and if they're anything like Jennifer Anniston in Horrible Bosses I'm all ears.
  3. 3.
    Colgate
    Like Watergate but without the drama and less Nixon. Honestly, nothing like Watergate but it cleans the gems decently. Also good for enamel.