ALL THE LONELY STARBUCKS LOVERS, LISTED

Courtesy of Taylor Swift...
  1. Jim, who prefers a grande iced macchiatto
  2. Francis, who likes a tall non-fat latte
  3. Isabelle, who is a fan of vanilla frappuccinos
  4. Jonathan, who gets a decaf soy flat white
  5. Bethany, who needs a venti triple-shot red-eye
  6. Kyle, who weirdly loves those slightly suspicious plastic cups of OJ
  7. Alvin, who prefers the protein box with the egg
  8. Steve, who just wants a venti mint, tea, room for sugar please
  9. Dana, who is okay with just the Pike's Place, whatever the medium is, she can never get those damn sizes right, anyway.