ALL THE LONELY STARBUCKS LOVERS, LISTED
Courtesy of Taylor Swift...
- •Jim, who prefers a grande iced macchiatto
- •Francis, who likes a tall non-fat latte
- •Isabelle, who is a fan of vanilla frappuccinos
- •Jonathan, who gets a decaf soy flat white
- •Bethany, who needs a venti triple-shot red-eye
- •Kyle, who weirdly loves those slightly suspicious plastic cups of OJ
- •Alvin, who prefers the protein box with the egg
- •Steve, who just wants a venti mint, tea, room for sugar please
- •Dana, who is okay with just the Pike's Place, whatever the medium is, she can never get those damn sizes right, anyway.