HEADLINES WE THOUGHT ABOUT FOR TODAY BUT SKIPPED

Clicks?
  1. Toes, RANKED
  2. What These Three Escaped Llamas Know About Life Will Make You Check Your Privilege
  3. Related: Privilege, Checked!
  4. Things That Are Not Soul-Crushing To Eat In The Shower
  5. The Deconstructive Performance Of Media Manipulation And Discursive Conversation, Or, What's Up With Kylie Jenner And Chemtrails?
  6. Guys, What Even IS The Internet, Am I Right??
  7. Please, Please Click This. Dear God, I Will Do Literally Anything You Ask If You Click This, Traffic Is Our Drug And We Need A Fix.
  8. So, Is This, Like, A Snack Or A Meal?
  9. How To Tell If You Are Having A Snack Or A Meal