1. He couldn't organize a skunk hunt in a phone booth!
    Said when she is frustrated with my Dad's organizational skills
  2. He's lower then a snake in a wagon rut.
    Used to describe someone who is going through a difficult time.
  3. She looks like she just fell off the turnip truck.
    Used to describe how she looks after a week camping.
  4. It's colder then a witch's teet.
    Self explanatory when you live on the east coast of Canada.