THINGS MY MOM SAYS
- •He couldn't organize a skunk hunt in a phone booth!Said when she is frustrated with my Dad's organizational skills
- •He's lower then a snake in a wagon rut.Used to describe someone who is going through a difficult time.
- •She looks like she just fell off the turnip truck.Used to describe how she looks after a week camping.
- •It's colder then a witch's teet.Self explanatory when you live on the east coast of Canada.