1. Squatting is better for your butt
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    Human butts aren't designed to poop efficiently and safely at a ninety degree angle! Pooping at an acute angle leads to an easier pooping experience and less hemorrhoids!
  2. They're easier to clean
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    Sure it might get a little messy if you have really bad aim, but there's a lot less nooks and crannies to deal with!
  3. You burn more calories
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    It's like having a gym in your bathroom!
  4. You don't have to put your butt where other people's butts have been
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    !