I CAN'T FIND MY PHONE GODDAMNIT

  1. I went to target, somehow managed to buy nothing, and came back home at around one today
  2. I remember having it in my hand when I got out of my car but I don't know if I continued to hold it or put it in my pocket as I got the mail
  3. I've only stepped foot in the kitchen, my bedroom, and my bathroom
  4. But I've already torn through every room in the house
  5. I just cleaned my room to find it and still nothing
  6. I called it twice and heard nothing but I might have it on silent it might be on vibrate and it's probably out of battery by now anyway because it was only on 15 percent when I left target
  7. I looked inside the refrigerator