My New Chinese Phone Has Built in Beauty Editing Tools Because of Course it Does
let's see what this Huawei can do to my student ID photo
- •The original in all her glory
- •MAX SMOOTH
- •MAX THIN FACE
- •MAX EYE ENHANCE
- •MAXIMUM BEAUTY
- •I can also do this
- •And this
- •And thisyummy
- •ooh anonymous edgy
- •I'm trying to avoid my responsibilities- can you tell?
- •I've managed to shirk my adult duties for as long as possible, but in less than a month I have to move out, throw myself into a new city, a new school, new people. I have to get a real job. I have to get an internship. I have to think about paying off my debt for at least the next decade in a job market that's getting increasingly competative.
- •Right now I'm supposed to be writing cover letters and scholarship essays, but instead I'm playing with this phone and rewatching the office because just the thought of anything money related makes me want to crawl into a cave and pretend to be a bear that hibernates in the summer. Or forever. Just hibernate forever.
- •A part of me worries how I'll make it. Another part of me is like "whatever just chill girl you're young and you'll never die dying is for old people." Both parts are dumb and don't know what they're talking about, but that's OK.
- •I don't know what I'm doing. But I've heard every adult doesn't know what they're doing, so we can all be clueless together.
- •I'm pretty sure I'll be fine. I can just keep saying that until I believe it.
- •Anyway I just joined Snapchat add me lol