Possible Traits of Intelligent Alien Life
- •No concept of windowsLike all their buildings are completely solid. They'd come here and ask why our houses have so many holes.
- •Three biological sexesThat's right y'all, at least three people have to be involved to make a baby. Not sure how the genitalia would work.
- •Their version of clapping is what we would call repeatedly farting on commandAnd what we would call a bad smell, they would call a pleasant one.
- •Don't care about historyThey'd be baffled to know how many books we keep about dead people.
- •Have to eat diamonds to surviveAnd then they'd ask us why we put food through little holes in our ears.