THINGS MY DAD SAID AS HE WAS SETTING UP MY MOM'S NEW IPHONE

  1. "Hi see-ree."
  2. "Hey see-ree."
  3. "Hey sye-rye."
  4. "Hey sye-rye!"
  5. "Liya, how do I say this?"
  6. "Hi Siri."
  7. "Hi Siri!"
  8. "Hey Siri!"
  9. "Stupid."
  10. "HEY SIRI."
  11. "HIIIIII SIRI!"
  12. "HEY SIRI!!!"
  13. "SIRI!"
  14. "!!!HEYSIRI!!!"
  15. "Okay, later."