Things to Buy When I'm Rich and Famous

  1. Fur coat that looks like it's trying to swallow me
  2. Fancy dildos
    You know what I'm talking about
  3. A bunch of little islands right next to each other
  4. A soul
  5. 40 tubes of high end lipstick that are all varying shades of red
  6. A bee farm
    I just really want a bee farm