WOMEN WHO MAKE ME VERY SERIOUSLY QUESTION MY HETEROSEXUALITY

THIS LIST IS MUCH LONGER THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE UH OH
  1. Natalie Portman
    My OG
  2. Aubrey Plaza
    Soul sister
  3. Zendaya
    Did you guys read her response to the whole dreadlocks thing? So thoughtful and smart and she does her own makeup for award shows
  4. Penelope Cruz
    Oh my god
  5. Jennifer Lawrence
    Still have very mixed feelings about JLaw but I can't help it she's pretty and she wants to be a director
  6. Scarlett Johansson
    Like who wouldn't
  7. Gigi Hadid
    Somehow girl next door but also goddess from another planet?
  8. Amy Landecker
    Just liked her as an actress until I saw A Serious Man and everything changed
  9. Jenny Slate
    Pls marry me
  10. Kimbra
    I ❤️ BIG ASS SMILES
  11. Amanda Seyfried
    Girl's got a taxidermy collection
  12. Evelyne Brochu
    DONT BETRAY ME ORPHAN BLACK
  13. Annie Clark
    AKA St. Vincent AKA one of the best guitarists of our lifetime AKA super cool and extremely smart person AKA Cara Delevingne's girlfriend or whatever I don't care
  14. Annie Clark 2.0
    Miss you blonde bombshell
  15. CL
    Someone stop me from pouring bleach on my hair
  16. Hyuna
    I'm not even that into kpop
  17. Rihanna
    First black Dior woman hell yeah
  18. Karlie Kloss
    I read from someone who went to high school with her that she was really nice. And did you know she VLOGS?!?!
  19. Olivia Munn
    Bring back your freckles girl
  20. Alexandra Daddario
    Dark haired blue eyed people don't deserve to exist among us mere mortals
  21. Alexandra Breckenridge
    Damn you American Horror Story
  22. Lion Babe
    Hair goals