THINGS MY GIRLFRIEND HAS SAID TO ME DURING SEX

An ongoing documentation
  1. "You're crushing me."
    With the great fucking
  2. "I hate you."
    For being better at the fucking than I am
  3. "Are you just doing that so you can get to your phone?"
    You simply must tell the world about the new ground you just broke while doing me in the styles of the fucking
  4. "Not this again."
    I cannot handle anymore of this great ~the fucking~
  5. "This is unbelievable." (Read as: frustration)
    I thought I was the best at the fucking, but I was wrong. YOU are unquestionably the king of the fucking.
  6. "Close your mouth please."
    I can see the white hot core inside your torso, the eternal flame that fuels your unyielding dedication to the fucking.