Dumb Beliefs I Had as a Child
In what strange and hilarious ways did you view the world as a tot?
- •Tornadoes were the biggest threat to my safety.I live in northern Utah. Tornadoes aren't a "thing" here.
- •Tarantulas were the second biggest threat to my safety.Once again, not a thing where I live.
- •I could accidentally cross my eyes while I was sleeping and they would remain stuck that way.I had to periodically open my eyes every 30 seconds until I fell asleep just to make sure I wasn't cross-eyed.
- •To get a baby, all one has to do is go to the hospital and pick one out.In my mind's eye, they were most likely kept in buckets in a very large room.