Things I Get Irrationally Enraged By

I'm pretty mellow, most of the time.
  1. That laundry isn't a one and done chore.
    The hamper is full again??? I. Just. Freaking. Did. It.
  2. My dog's bad breath.
    Learn to brush your teeth, Toby! And stop licking your privates for the love of all that is holy.