people i choose not to trust

  1. Men who have long finger nails
  2. Girls named Marissa
    Or Marisa (sorry Marissa/Marisa)
  3. People who hum in public
  4. Anyone who drives a Toyota Yaris
  5. People who use improper grammar
    It's not that hard
  6. People with "LA" tattooed on their body
  7. Anyone who would buy a ticket to a Pitbull concert
  8. People that drive a gold BMW
  9. People that have pretty neutral accents, but then use a distinct accent on the word "tournament"
  10. People with bird chest tattoos
  11. People that enjoy the taste of beer
  12. Adults who order hot chocolate at coffee shops