the whitest things i have ever said

  1. 1.
    "Where the HECK is my left Chaco?"
  2. 2.
    "Do you mind if we stop at HomeGoods on the way home from Panera?"
  3. 3.
    "Hey MTV, welcome to my crib!"
  4. 4.
    "Boy o' boy do I love Cracker Barrel"