3 things that made my stand up set awkward today

Little things and big things that freaked me out!
  1. Seeing my EX girlfriend with her cheating ass boyfriend.
    She cheated on me with him and then he cheated on her 3 times. Awkward !
  2. The DJ messed up my intro song
    He announced me and then didn't plays in for 30 seconds. Did it build tension? Or make me look like a diva? Best part was that it was Pharrel's happy song
  3. The venue!
    We were at sports bar, 25 feet away from the crowd that was standing watching the nba finals.