My newest follower recognizes how blatant the media is and how great I am
  1. I've made list about things the @thedailyshow should be covering
    Forget the nominee race how about the whopper dog!
  2. I'm a law school graduate turned comedian
    If anyone has the chops to mock the economy and the current debt crisis of Puerto Rico it's the law school graduate 80k in debt turned comedian
  3. I read his book!
    How to think like a billionaire! Brilliant!
  4. I'm currently writing books on sex
  5. I am a Business!
    Brands recognize Brands.