Why I Swipe Left, Incomplete List

  1. 1.
    The continuous motion of left, left, left is easier
    I just can't sto...shit did I go through everyone already?
  2. 2.
    Your first photo is blurry/more than one person/not of your full face/no shirt
    What are you hiding? Why are you trying to confuse me?
  3. 3.
    You have no profile
    I might swipe right of you have solid pics but I won't talk to you if there's no reason to
  4. 4.
    You're not the hottie I'm actually looking for
    One day I will find the hot bartender, my hot neighbor, and TO - and they'll all swipe right on me.