Why I Swipe Left, Incomplete List
- •The continuous motion of left, left, left is easierI just can't sto...shit did I go through everyone already?
- •Your first photo is blurry/more than one person/not of your full face/no shirtWhat are you hiding? Why are you trying to confuse me?
- •You have no profileI might swipe right of you have solid pics but I won't talk to you if there's no reason to
- •You're not the hottie I'm actually looking forOne day I will find the hot bartender, my hot neighbor, and TO - and they'll all swipe right on me.