Titles for Books I May Never Write

  1. 1.
    Benefits of the Holocaust
  2. 2.
    Diluted Over Time
  3. 3.
    Why Didn't They Tell Me?!?
  4. 4.
    Motherhood is One Giant FU (Your Parents Are Dying to Become Grandparents Because Karma is a Bitch)
  5. 5.
    Phlegm with No End
  6. 6.
    If Only...
  7. 7.
    Ramblings of a Delirious Nincompoop