AIRPORT TROLLS COMMONLY SEEN AT NEWARK

  1. Anyone carrying a full sized pillow
  2. Old foreign person who leaves everything in pocket at security for fear of having money stolen
  3. Midwestern mom chaperoning a class trip - also all tour groups in general
  4. Everyone in line at Ben & Jerry's
  5. Super trusting stranger who asks you to watch their shit
  6. Too drunk sports fans
  7. Over-eager boarders
  8. That guy who brings offensive food onto the plane