7 INSULTS TOWARDS YOUR FRIENDS THAT ARE HURTFUL, YET HILARIOUS.
I didn't want to insult my friends, so I beat them to the punch and insulted myself! Making me the victor!! ✌🏼
- •You're so skinny, you could hula hoop with a fruit loop.
- •You're so skinny your belt is LITERALLY the length of my tie.
- •Your pants are so tight, you can see how much change you got for the bus. And It's not much, if you know what I'm saying ;) Also your dick's like, really tiny.
- •Your dick is so small, it takes one pixel to censor it.
- •Your teeth are so messed up, it looks like the aftermath of a Rube Goldberg machine. (This one kills at the office.)
- •Your hairline looks like its afraid of your eyebrows.
- •You're sooOoOoOoOOOoo ugly that everybody died. The end.