I didn't want to insult my friends, so I beat them to the punch and insulted myself! Making me the victor!! ✌🏼
  1. You're so skinny, you could hula hoop with a fruit loop.
  2. You're so skinny your belt is LITERALLY the length of my tie.
  3. Your pants are so tight, you can see how much change you got for the bus. And It's not much, if you know what I'm saying ;) Also your dick's like, really tiny.
  4. Your dick is so small, it takes one pixel to censor it.
  5. Your teeth are so messed up, it looks like the aftermath of a Rube Goldberg machine. (This one kills at the office.)
  6. Your hairline looks like its afraid of your eyebrows.
  7. You're sooOoOoOoOOOoo ugly that everybody died. The end.