Honey Vanilla Greek Yogurt: A Journey
I would like to preface with how this yogurt is very much a probiotic.
- 1.I wanted good yogurtAnd like good for you yogurt.
- 2.So I bought some honey vanilla greek yogurtIt sounded good as hell
- 3.I had it for breakfast the other morning, it tasted greatAll was good with the world.
- 4.Had it again for breakfast this morning. Again, enjoyed it a lot.
- 5.On the way to my show tonight, I decided to eat the other half of the entire container
- 6.Lots of probiotics = burping more than they did in Willy Wonka when they drank that illegal sodaI should have taken my antibiotics today of all days, oops.
- 7.Show starts, my tummy is a rumblin'
- 8.First scene is happening, cue vomit.Thankfully in a bathroom.
- 9.It's a good thing I didn't have anything to do during that part
- 10.I'm probably going to buy more tomorrow.