ICELANDIC ROAD SIGNS

I just finished a nine-day trip to Iceland. Here are some Icelandic road signs and what they mean.
  1. ROAD ONLY ACCESSIBLE BY ALLEN WRENCH
    You have to finish this road yourself and there should not be any pieces left over.
  2. NO TOWNS ALLOWED
    This means you are entering a town and there is no room for an additional town. If you are hauling a town, turn back!
  3. SLEEPING CARS AT RISK OF FREDDY KRUEGER ATTACK
    R.I.P. Wes Craven
  4. TIME REVERSAL AHEAD
    Bring dead lady reporters to this spot.
  5. METH-HEADS AT TASK
    You are approaching an area where a drug addict is taking dirt from one pile and dumping it onto another pile and then turning around and repeating the process ad infinitum.
  6. FREE CONCERT BY BLINDHÆD!
    Icelandic black metal band Blindhæd are just hanging out by the side of the highway, ready to melt snow-- and your face-- with ROCK!
  7. GIVING UP STATION
    Crack your widows to sink faster.
  8. DEMON CAR
    For the next 10 km an evil car will ride beside you and attempt to convince you to steal money from your mother's purse.