ICELANDIC ROAD SIGNS
I just finished a nine-day trip to Iceland. Here are some Icelandic road signs and what they mean.
- •ROAD ONLY ACCESSIBLE BY ALLEN WRENCHYou have to finish this road yourself and there should not be any pieces left over.
- •NO TOWNS ALLOWEDThis means you are entering a town and there is no room for an additional town. If you are hauling a town, turn back!
- •SLEEPING CARS AT RISK OF FREDDY KRUEGER ATTACKR.I.P. Wes Craven
- •TIME REVERSAL AHEADBring dead lady reporters to this spot.
- •METH-HEADS AT TASKYou are approaching an area where a drug addict is taking dirt from one pile and dumping it onto another pile and then turning around and repeating the process ad infinitum.
- •FREE CONCERT BY BLINDHÆD!Icelandic black metal band Blindhæd are just hanging out by the side of the highway, ready to melt snow-- and your face-- with ROCK!
- •GIVING UP STATIONCrack your widows to sink faster.
- •DEMON CARFor the next 10 km an evil car will ride beside you and attempt to convince you to steal money from your mother's purse.