1. (Into phone) "What? Am I finally going to play a dead body on NCIS?"
  2. "Hey it's that guy from Silicon Valley. The nerd."
  3. "This is business class? So I payed $40 for a muffin and a coffee?"
  4. "Five hours of Dungeons and Dragons is just too much, Gary."
  5. "Now approaching our final stop! Downtown San Di-AH-go!"
    Conductor left out the whale's vagina part. Fucking Amtrak. Try harder.