THINGS OVERHEARD ON THE TRAIN TO COMIC-CON 2015
- •(Into phone) "What? Am I finally going to play a dead body on NCIS?"
- •"Hey it's that guy from Silicon Valley. The nerd."
- •"This is business class? So I payed $40 for a muffin and a coffee?"
- •"Five hours of Dungeons and Dragons is just too much, Gary."
- •"Now approaching our final stop! Downtown San Di-AH-go!"Conductor left out the whale's vagina part. Fucking Amtrak. Try harder.