THINGS OVERHEARD ON TRAIN BACK FROM COMIC-CON 2015

  1. "Anakin's stupid and the chlamydians are a dumb idea."
  2. "Maybe you can trade your Ant-Man poster for a seat."
  3. "Oh yeah. Our Dungeon Master is the best."
  4. "Princess Leia isn't a whore. A whore has sex for money. She's a slut."
  5. "I'm never going back to Comic-con."
  6. "The dining car is out of alcoholic beverages."
  7. "I meant gay as in stupid." - 45-year-old man dressed like Jughead
  8. "Yo, dawg. Jaws was the VICTIM."