DAFT THINGS GUITARISTS SAY

Come on people lets hear the daftest things you've heard your guitarist say
  1. If you can play guitar you can play bass
  2. The Edge is nothing without his FX
  3. More guitar in the monitors
  4. Can I borrow a lead?
  5. I think I need more pedals
  6. This song needs one more guitar solo!
  7. Hendrix wasn't that good.