PMT JOKES PEOPLE HAVE GONE AND DONE

If we got one penny for every PMT joke we heard on a daily basis, we'd have £8.79.
  1. So is the shop open all the time, or just a couple of days a month?
  2. "pmtonline.co.uk" on your credit card statement for nearly 8 grand looks like you've ordered one metric tonne of tampons or something - just sayin' - who on earth came up with that name?
  3. PMT... is your shop ran by irritated women, by chance? If so, can you ask what time my wife is due home from her shift?
  4. "Get your rocks off with a bucketload of PMT!" Hmm ... I knew that name would never take off.