WHAT I WANTED TO BE GROWING UP, CHRONOLOGICALLY

Ah, the dreams of babes...
  1. 1. Paleontologist
    Who wouldn't want to dig around in the dirt as your job?!? And you just might find some new dinosaur, and you could name it Megasauridactyl or Fred, but you get to choose! SCORE!
  2. 2. USA Women's soccer team star
    I was super into soccer for over a decade. Thought I was gonna be hot stuff come college. Turned out, I liked Jack Daniels more :-/
  3. 3. Pediatric oncologist
    Helping kids with cancer? YES! Too bad I'm a big ol' bawl bag that cries at commercials. Not the best trait when you want to work with potentially terminal babies.
  4. 4. World traveler
    Because DUH.
  5. 5. Book reviewer
    I love to read. LOVE IT. If I could turn back time, I would get a PhD in Book Reviewing and review the shit out of some books.
  6. 6. The 7th FRIEND
    Because being friends with Raquel, Harmomnica, Regina Phalange, Ms. Chanandler Bong, Rosstifer, and Baby Kangaroo Tribbiani would be THE BEST.
  7. 7. A Mom
    Mission accomplished :-)