Lists to Write
  1. Things overheard upon eruption of Mount Rushmore
  2. Sharks
  3. Medical emergencies, ranked
  4. The first 10 things I did after becoming an asshole
  5. Chronological list of winners
  6. Things u cannot touch
  7. List of winners by height
  8. Eyes without a face
  9. Alphabetical list of Wikipedia entries
  10. Three more bears
  11. Pockets (not anatomical)
  12. The first 10 things I ate after becoming an asshole
  13. Theoretical Clintons
  14. The last 10 things I did before becoming an asshole