Things People Have Thought I Was Attracted To When I Told Them I Was Pansexual

(Even after painfully explaining what it means)
  1. Pans
    An oldie but goodie. To be fair, compared to the other ones, i find this quite funny... I do love a well designed kitchen
  2. Dogs
    How does pansexual translate into bestiality???
  3. Trees
    Uh, how?
  4. Rocks
    Oh yeah i love me a nice big rock, they're so attractive.
  5. My Mother