THINGS MY TODDLER LICKED

Because sometimes it's hard to believe humans have endured this long.
  1. A bus seat
  2. A subway car pole
  3. A cat
  4. Every toy at the public library
  5. My phone
  6. A hotel lobby plant
  7. The little boy mannequin at Old Navy
  8. 6 playground slides
  9. A goat