Because apparently no one around here reads the goddamn Terms of Service that you all agreed to and that we only occasionally bend for friends and family, a primer:
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    According to Webster's Dictionary (*not really*), parody is "assuming the identity of a well-respected and generally conservative fabric store and then blasting everyone with a barrage of prurience and profanity."
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    Parody should never be absurd or off-putting.
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    Parody is funniest when you provide full disclosure that you are not, in fact, a major corporation.
    The more disclosurer, the funnier. 😹
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    Using parody as a subversive way to comment on the absurdity of 12 trending lists about childhood foods will not be tolerated.
    It's not who we are as a community.
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    In fact, parody accounts should NEVER be used to provide social commentary on other, realer lists.
    If that happens, simply block the account and move on your merry way! BUT ALSO:
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    LET LIST ADMINISTRATORS KNOW IMMEDIATELY IF YOU FIND A PARODY TO BE IN VIOLATION OF YOUR TASTES AND INTERESTS.
    Their account, posts, and comments will be deleted immediately. Zing! πŸ‘‰πŸΌπŸ”΄πŸ€“πŸ’¨