FAVORITE TEXTS I RECEIVED THIS YEAR.

  1. I do not thrive on your neglect.
  2. How'd I get home U put me in cab? Who paid 4 Lost Lake?
  3. I was the designated driver when I was 13 years old
  4. Cuties is dead
  5. Hey wait I MATTER!
  6. May fest/Octoberfest whatevs, how do u know which is which
  7. Did you know didja?
  8. If Elaine were a guy she'd b u