Real text from my friend that I got this week: Hey, guys, attention PLEASE: there is a girl in my Latin class who's wearing an Owl City shirt. Today. Monday. In the year of Our Lord Two Thousand and Fifteen.
  1. You are the mother of one of the band's members
  2. You are one of the band's members
  3. You've never heard of the band but you're really into owls, cities, or both
  4. You don't speak english
  5. You're a time traveler from 2010