Acceptable Reasons to Wear an Owl City Shirt in 2015
Real text from my friend that I got this week: Hey, guys, attention PLEASE: there is a girl in my Latin class who's wearing an Owl City shirt. Today. Monday. In the year of Our Lord Two Thousand and Fifteen.
- •You are the mother of one of the band's members
- •You are one of the band's members
- •You've never heard of the band but you're really into owls, cities, or both
- •You don't speak english
- •You're a time traveler from 2010